Joke of the Day
"A Sherlock Holmes Tale"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping.
That night, after a good meal and a bottle of wine,
they go to sleep in a tent.
At midnight, Sherlock wakes up Watson and says:
"Watson, look at the sky, what can you see?"
"Millions and millions of stars"
"And what can you deduce from this?"
"Well, from an astronomical point of view there are million of galaxies
and billions of planets.
From an astrological point of view I observe that
Saturn is in the House of Lion.
From the position of the stars I can deduce
that it is around 12:15 at night.
Metereologically speaking, tomorrow will
be a nice day.
In terms of theology I can now understand that God is
all-knowing and omnipotent and that man is insignificant
in terms of the inmmensity and perfection of the universe.
What about you Holmes?"
Holmes looks at him and says:
"Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
Thought of the Day
A man dies when he refuses to stand up for that which is right. A man dies when he refuses to stand up for justice
-Martin Luther King, 3/8/1965
